hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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