Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Banned from zoo.
Again?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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