If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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