only you would photoshop your dick
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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