Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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