PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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