yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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