It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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