i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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