I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
