I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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