K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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