Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
