I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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