You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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