I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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