i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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