That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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