he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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