He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Is it penis luge time yet?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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