Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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