just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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