I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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