Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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