i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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