Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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