He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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