Dual....:-)
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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