He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I am available for nakedness
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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