we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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