okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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