everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there was a trapeze. enough said
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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