worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let the clothes fall where they may.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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