O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
