dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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