I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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