pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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