I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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