i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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