It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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