so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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