you win again, gameday.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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