he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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