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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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