It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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