is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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