why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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