can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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