she was so not down for the gang bang
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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