he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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