i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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