everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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