I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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