i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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